Time to Rally: It Takes One to Know One

Nick Kyrgios (1)

 

Famed statesman, epidemiologist and philanthropist Nick Kyrgios has said the USTA is being selfish by planning to play the US Open this year.

Oh, wait. I might have overstated Kyrgios’ qualifications. Let me start over.

Highly ranked, and often sighted for misconduct, Nick Kygrios said, “I’ll get my hazmat suit ready” in response to hearing that the US Open will be played.

I don’t question the sincerity of his remarks; I simply believe he is sincerely overstating his understanding of the importance of conducting the Open.

The US Open this year will be safe and will be a demonstration that tennis is the safest socially distant sport. It will be a testament to the people of New York City who worked to turn the area with the country’s highest per capita infection rate in to the lowest.

Get a mask, Nick.

 

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